Sunday, May 31, 2009

ITS RANDAY! Dedicated to My Boyfriends...

Happy Randay Everybody! I want to dedicate this Randay to my boyfriends who have all had a very big week...(in no particular order except by repect due to maturity)...WALLY who almost had to share his home with a wee baby Rat Pit Boo named Waylon AND posted his 1506th post!... My dear darling PIPPA who has graduated to a strong harness cuz he accidently went on a freedom run when chasing cats & to my little cub, DEXTER LABRADUDE who raised $400 for orphaned doggies today when he walked in a special walkathon with his momma...go wish them all well!
My mom/nursing assistant seems to think I've either matured as well, or have regressed into a wee baby pup myself...see, I won't even lick my own lips anymore after I eat... I either wipe my mouth on her pants or wait for her to wipe my mouth for me...lack of hygiene? NO! I call it INGENIOUS!
Time for a game of catch!
Ha! I got all the balls...now what are you gonna do?
A new doga pose I've been working on...its a relaxing one...front right paw paw flipped back, left paw paw straight & back double paw paws on top of one another toward the left side...
Ok...MORE BALL!
WHOOO!!!
Ha!! 2 Balls!
Incoming!!!!!
Short stop! On this Randay, I'm thankful for my boyfriends who are clever, independant & philanthropal...is that a word?
Love & Licks,
Randi

Sunday, May 24, 2009

ITS RANDAY!

HAPPY RANDAY EVERYBODY! As you can see...I am a bit startled that my mom/secretary was taking pics of me in my time of indecent exposure above...All nekkid & stuff...not cool, mom! See Dexter, my little cub, you aren't the only one humiliated on this Randay!
Now this is a bit better...I'm still nekkid & amazed my mom/puparazzi is still trailing me with the camera...this is just plain invasion of privacy...But I do look all cute & fluffy here...
This is my "get the hellouttamy snout" look...some might say its alluring...boyfriends *you know who you are* ...is this alluring???
My doga pose of balancing on 2 footies...my mom might as well capture some of my guru moves...
Like this one, left footie in the air, right floppy ear in the air...& looking to the left...

This is my downward doggie resting/meditation pose...

On this Randay, I'm thankful for the suds & water & coconut smelly spray that my mom/beautician uses on me...I get lots of snuggles...

Love & Licks,

Randi

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Livin off the Fat of the Land...

Hey everybody! Look what I'm helping my mom/gardener with...her herb garden! We are gonna start living off the fat of the land!
Here I am making sure the hole she dug is big enough & deep enough to accommodate the little herbs she's gonna stick in there...
Ok...all good...get to work!
Mmmm...That basil smelly yummy...Can I use some on my dinner tonight?

The next planter is full of hot peppers for my Daddy & the 3rd is full of tomatos! The planter boxes are self watering...so hopefully they can survive on their own...no need for my mom/secretary to kill them...
I'll be bringing you updates on the garden & any little furry friends that decide that its their own neighborhood cafe...Honestly, I was hoping for a hamburger & steak garden...anybody have a meatables plant?
Love & Licks,
Randi

Sunday, May 17, 2009

ITS RANDAY!

Happy Randay Everybody! I'm pooped out from celebrating the PREAKNESS yesterday! My filly Rachel Alexandra won! GIRL-POWER!!!!! She became the first filly in 85 years to win the second leg of the Triple Crown! WHOOO!!!!! Here's me completely excited before the race...my trusty unicorn is getting ready too!
Whoops...pic is outta place...blame my mom/secretary...this is what I've been doing all day this Randay! Nappin & snoozin!
Ok, here we go & they are OFF!!! Run little horsie, RUN!!!
Me & Uni are tromping along too! & it didn't take much deciding to figure out who got to play the jockey - the unicorn...
Whoooo!!! Lucky #13 RACHEL ALEXANDRA!~ you go girl!...

I hope Rachel got lots of carrots & tummy rubs & kisses from her fans...

On this Randay, I'm thankful for GIRL-POWER!!!

Love & Licks,

Randi

Sunday, May 10, 2009

ITS RANDAY! (about time!)

Happy Randay Everybody! Remember me? The beautiful LabraNewfie that has been COMPLETELY neglected in the blogging dept. by my mom/secretary...? Well, I know this Randay is also Mother's Day...but I don't wanna give my mom any airtime, since its been WAY TOO LONG since you all have seen me...So its RANDI-TIME ALL-THE-TIME! I'm gonna tell you about my modus operandi for getting a new stuffie toy...First, I hang out & WHINE by my daddy's office closet door...
I whine & whine & then whine some more until the great door is opened...there are fabulous treasures inside!
Oh! Lookie here! Its a UNICORN! I always wanted a unicorn
Here's where it gets a bit tricky...I don't like the paper bag that the unicornie is in..it crinkles & makes noise...so I whine & bark & tell my mom/personal assistant to fetch it for me...
I'm concentrating REAL HARD & licking my lips to figure out how to get the unicorn to come to me...
Whoops...its fallen & can't get up...I'll help you little unicorn! Where are your magical powers, anway?
Lay still, I almost have you...
I got you!
I'm outta here!
Two minutes later, this is what my mom/secretary found...The unicorn told me if I close my eyes, no one would be able to see...Ok...that didn't work...so I thought I'd perform an emergency uni-lobotomy & spinal tap...
OH NO! UNI-V-TACH! CLEAR!
Time for triage...I'm not very nimble with my pretty white paw paws, so I leave the work to my in-house nurse...
Geez, she is SLOW....
I'm W*A*I*T*I*N*G!
My mom/nurse does a good job...hardly a scar...but unfortunately, the unicorn lost both ears in my botched operation...
The spinal tap didn't go as planned either...so this might take a while...
A few more stitches & the unicorn will be good as new!
Yeah, right...new for about 4 more minutes!
On this Randay, I'd like to wish a HAPPY DOG-MOTHERS DAY & HUMAN-PUP MOTHERS DAY to all those moms out there...but NOT my mom...she's in the doghouse...
Love & Licks,
Randi