Happy Randay Everyone! Its been a lazy day for me...napping, eating, napping, eating, napping, tennis ball roundup & more napping....but I must show you this evidence of abuse that I suffered at the hands of my mother today...Here I am above, minding my own business...I look pretty skinny here I think...
Suddenly, I'm engulfed by glitterly, shiny gold stuff! What the #&%)? 
Then came the red berry circle twigs....
I took care of that stuff...it will not longer be used in any type of torture or holiday decorating...
Once again, the gold stuff....So embarassing...Please call the ASCPA...or at least please call Santa Paws & tell him I've been extraordinarly good to put up with this type of nonesense. PLEASE!On this Randay, I'm thankful I'm not prone to vicious attacks that draw blood on my peoples.
Love & Licks,
Randi
24 comments:
Hey, Randi!!!
Happy Randay! I think your hoomans need to be thankful that you're a patient gurrl! I think you would be completely justified to break some skin for what they have done to you!
Goober love & sympathy,
Stanley
Oh wow, the Christmas tree is gorgeous! Looks very tall too or is it becoz of the camera angle? Sorry to hear that you got humiliated by your mommy. I can see that you're quite slim now. Hope you're no longer on a diet...
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Your tree is beautiful, Randi! We hate it too when mom tries to "decorate" us! We're living breathing dogs - not THINGS!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Gosh, your tree is beautiful. not as beautiful as yoou though, obviously!
Toodle pip,
Harry x
You do look very slim there Randi, and I think a *small* amount of glitz sets you off quite nicely.
Pippa xx
You look like you are wasting away to nothing in that photo. Don't want that to happen. I don't know how you didn't bite your humans or at least attack that gold stuff they put on you.
Happy Randay! You look good decorated :) and your other decorations are awesome as well, we particularly like the tree
Randi, I think you look very festive and beautiful!
Oh Randi... what a beautiful tree!!! WOW!
Hugs,
Sitka
Hello Randi. How cool that you have a Randay. We'll have to talk to our folks about the concept.
We loved your photo on the Christmas card. You are gorgeous creature!!! Thank you.
Wirey woofs,
Jake and Just Harry
Hi Randi, You are looking terrific the new diet regime really agrees with you!
And I'm sure Santa Paws is making special note of how good you are putting up with that sort of nonsense from the humans.
River
Hi, Randi
It was your Randay but looks like it was not the best of your days!
Yes, you look skinny in that picture! Are you still on a diet??
I am, and its not fun!
Have a good night
Lorenza
My mom thinks you look great!
Ike
Hi Randi!.. we missed u!.. and sorry for not visiting u earlier!.. Oh my god!.. what happened to u.. i think ur mom thought that u are a tree!.. hahahah..
Cheers
Rossi
Randi...you look bootiful in gold! And we love your tree. Ours comes up this week...I'm going to try my hardest not to pee on it.
Sherman
Hi Randi,
Your Christmas tree is very beautiful! I can't believe the way your mom tried to embarrass you. But don't worry, you looked nice in the decorations!
Love Clover xo
The apes, they're not all there are they? Sigh. Nice tree though, eh? We don't have a tree. Do you ever try to, erm, mark yours?
wally.
Randi
We will definately put a good word in with Santa Paws. My human does the same kind of nonsense!!!
Happy holidays and thanks for the card -
Dory
Hey Randi, I totally understand your disdain for things draped about you, but that gold stuff does make your eye color really pop. It almost makes me consider getting some.
Sorry I missed Randay, but I hope your having a Randweek as well.
xo
SB
You look beautiful in all that glittery stuff. I am not so sure about the twigs and berries. Your Christmas tree is wonderful. Thanks so much for the card. I enjoyed it very much.
hi Randi, but you do look so pretty with those decorations on you. be patient with your humans. they are only playing with you, like a little toy.
woofers.
oh poor randi...u got all those weird stuff all over u
Hi Randi! I think you look smashing with silver tinsel around your neck. My mom is threatening to make me a Christmas party collar. We'll see...
Poppy
Hi Randi you'll get lots of treats from Santa Paws for being such a good gurl & he likes black beauties!
Love Licks waggin TX tails
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