Thursday, November 15, 2007

Cause of Death: Shaken Stuffie Syndrome

Its a tragedy whenever it happens, but it seems to happen at an unusually high rate at my house...Shaken Stuffie Syndrome...Say your farewells to Mr. Blue Elephant..He was a faithful friend...didn't mind the slobber & bites & RARE occasions I gave him a little shake...
But the lethal blow was dealt by my cousin Winston (that's my story if the detectives start snooping around) & he should be punished to the full extent of the Stuffie Law...
Here I am saying my final farewells...so sorry for the graphic content of stuffie guts...not for the young at heart...
I convinced Winston that the cops were after him & scared him into the Winston Protection Program...I thought he would best take the idenity of Doggie Don King... He's so gullible!
Love & Licks,
Randi

15 comments:

'Bella and Gabe said...

Oh dear, Randi! Photographer caught you and Winston in the dreadful deed! You know, my brother Gabe has committed this same crime on a number of occasions too. In fact, he committed it on momma's old couch cushions this morning! All I have to say is "I know nothing...."!

Cheers and woofs from 'Bella and her naughty brother Gabe.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Randi
I am so sorry for Mr. Blue Elephant!
I hope you two are not in trouble!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Sophie Brador said...

A ha ha! You can give them boy dogs to do just about anything. I haven't disemboweled a stuffy in years. Don't know what happened. I just got gentle one day, with stuffies at least. Never cats or Bernese Mountain Dogs or Schnauzers. My vet says he totally gets the cats and Schnauzers, but no one gets the BMDs. Not even me. I even have a good friend whose a BMD, but I want to rip the stuffing out of all the rest of them. But I would have snuzzled Mr. Blue Elephant into a goobery, slobbery mess. I would still snuzzle his fuzzy carcass actually. But Winston can keep the stuffing for his disguise.

xo
SB

Harry said...

Your white afro is awesome! Poor, poor stuffy heffalump. You couldn't blame me if I was there, I don't play with toys, though since I have seen yound cassidy running around with them I have to say they do look a teensy bit more appealing!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Peanut said...

Poor mr Blue elephant. that would have happened to him at our house also. That Don king wig is priceless though. Winston looks great in it

Amber-Mae said...

Oh no, farewell elephant. Hehehe, I like that last pic of you with the elephant's guts!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Ferndoggle said...

Caught red handed! I hate when that happens. Lola & I will be performing a careful opaweration and Mom comes in the room and says "What have you girls done??"

Love the wig!

Penny

Putter said...

Hey Randi!

Thanks for dropping by to say hi! I gotta tell ya that MY Stuffies suffer the same fate as yours ... Hee Hee ... Fun, huh!

Talk to you soonest!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

4xBs said...

Hi Randi, shaken stuffy syndrome is common at our house too. we even pull the guts out and the squeakers too. it's so sad. stuffies just can't hold up to playing. it's their own fault because they're weak!
woofers.

Daisy said...

Stuffie guts on your head! Hahahahaha!

May your Blue Elephant friend rest in peace. After he gets his guts back.

Suki Sumo said...

Oh no. If destroying stuffies is wrong, then I SOOO don't want to be right! :) Plus a lot of times I am simply honing my mad surgeon skillz. I like Winston's new 'do.

Little Miss Jada Kiss said...

Hi Randi!

Poor Mr. Blue Elephant ... you see a lot more of these types of cases happening out there! And no matter how many treats they try to bribe you with ... just plead the 5th! (I think it applies to dogs as well!)

Little Miss Jada Kiss =)

Joe Stains said...

you guys sure did a number on that poor stuffy, it never stood a chance!! winston is about as gullible as Tanner!

Stanley said...

Randi Girl!!

I am an avid devotee of stuffy therapy ~ which, thankfully, has not yet ended in a bad case of SSS.

I think Winston is MUCH cuter than Don King, and probably has a clearer conscience. Keep the PoPo (police) off his back. He didn't mean it. I'm sure of it.

Bummer about Mr. Blue Ellie. He gave you everything he had.

Goob love & condolences,
Stanley

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh no.... sorry for the untimely death of Mr. Blue Elephant. Every stuffie has his day.
Hugs.
Sitka