Monday, July 21, 2008

The Itchy & Scratchy Show - "Bad Fur Day"...

Jeepers Creepers...Look at all my flakies...How am I supposed to turn the heads of all the boys when my raven fur furs could be used for a Head & Shoulders commercial? Here I am at the vet this morning...
Flakies...not pretty...Bad Fur Day...
It took furever at the vet...so I studied anatomy...
Oh lookie...another pretty pic of doggies & kitties at the beach...last time I saw a pic like this was last month when they stuck a glass stick up my bum & took xrated photos of my bones...
& Lookie here! When did they start modeling? Its Willow the baby Dane all growed up with little Poppy the Blonde Chihuahua!
I hate this place...so I decided to do a little doga to find my inner zen...
Crappers! Didn't work...I hear lots of doggies whining...so I took cover...
Under this...the benchie...
I think it perfectly acceptable for a mature lady like myself to hide at the vet...like I said...last time they took xrated photos of me...not very nice...besides, I have a reputation to uphold...
Verdict? Raging bacteria infection in my skin...Solution? Baths 2-3 a week & antibotic pillpoppers for 2 weeks....YUCK!

Who do I hear?
Damn him, Wincompoop! He's the reason I'm full of bacteria...he's a little parasite himself...
I'm still grumpy...but at least I have all my tennis balls...& I'm not sharing!
Love & Licks,
Randi

26 comments:

Peanut said...

well that just sucks the big one Randi. Hope you feel better soon

Lorenza said...

Hi, Randi!
I am so sorry you are itchy!
I'd be happy to change places with you and take all your baths!
I hope you feel better soon!
Winston parasite?? ha!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

Oh Randi
Nowmally Ihate bafs, but undew the ciwcumstances,I think you will feel soooo much bettew, and get youw bootiful shiny fuw back
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Moco said...

We are sorry that you have bad skin right now. Dawson is flaky also. Maybe some of those wonderful looking nectarines would do your skin some good. We are sure that slime from the pooper would be of no use.

The Zoo Crew said...

Wow! That does look like a grown up ME!! And I even have a little chi-hoo-a-hoo-a sister too named Sophie. I hope your flaky skin gets better really soon!!

Willow

Daisy said...

The second I read about your skin infection I thought... the Wincompoop gave it to you! I hope you get all better soon.

ps: I hope I do not hurt Winston's feelings because I really love him.

Mack said...

Randi,
I do hope the itchies go away fast!

Don't let Win steal any of those tennis balls!

Clover said...

Aw! Poor Randi! Sorry about your itchies. I can't get over how cute it is the way you hold your paws when you are napping.
Love Clover xo

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Make sure that you guilt mom into lots of treats.


Princess Eva

Joe Stains said...

That TOTALLY sucks :( Baths, pills, wincompoop, arggghhhh!

the Corgi Girls said...

Baths AND medicine, UCK :-( We're so sorry you've been attacked by the microbuggers, hope you feel better soon!

;o)
M & I

Pippa said...

I'm sorry you seem to be having some health irritations (ha! feeble joke) at the moment and hope you are better soon.
I am sure you will be better when Wincompoop leaves.

Pippa xx

Sophie Brador said...

Randi, That's a real drag about your bacterias. I'm on anti-B's too, because some stupid dog collided with me while jumping for the tennis ball and then bit my face. Right between my eyeballs! It was kind of an accident, but I'm going to call him stupid anyway.

Watch that Wincompoop. He might try to collide with you for your tennis balls too. Can't you try to share your bacterias with him instead?

xo
SB

Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

Bummer! I hope the baths and meds help you out!!!
Hugs,
Sitka

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, you're going to be all wrinkled like a prune with all of those baths, Randi! I guess it's worth it to be healed!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Pacco de Mongrel said...

so much resemble the human dandruff...

hope they will go away

Lola Smiles said...

Randi Sweetie - so sorry to hear about the skin infection. Them things are a bugger to fight.

hoping the germs leave you very soon.

take care buddy
luv ya
lola smiles

The Army of Four said...

Oh, NO! Randi, all those BATHS! I'm so sorry! :( Baths are EVIL!
I hope they make your skin feel better, though.
Love,
Amber
PS: Dave takes all of my toys!

the 4 Bs said...

poor Randi, all of those baths sounds like a bummer. it's a good thing that you have your tennis balls to console you. well, maybe the baths and meds will get you over the itches and then you can attack Winston better without having to stop and scratch all tie time.

woofs.

Harry said...

Sorry to hear you've got the flakies Randi. I hope the shampoop and the pills get you all sleek and shiny again fast.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Abby and Jack said...

Two to three baths a week! YUCK! As it is, Mommy has threatened us both with baths this weekend so we (sorta) feel your pain! Get better soon!

Beanz said...

Oh Dear poor Randi. Hope the baths are over soon and you can have all your tablets delivered in declicious slabs of meat. Yum.

Mango said...

Oh Randi, the horror! Make sure you blow dry from your baths so you don't get all moldy.

Slobbers,
Mango

The Brat Pack said...

OMD I think I have the same thing! I'm gonna post pics soon.

I hope you feel better, I can't stop scratching and biting. :(

Bear

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh that really doesn't sound like fun. Baths 2 or 3 times a week.. That is disgusting.. But the vet knows best..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

wally said...

Oh jeez! The Wincompoop brought back-tear-ias? Jeez. I'm sorry. Maybe you should come stay with me until this Winnie stuff blows over. I'll take care of your anti-bs.

wally t.