Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Randi DISQUALIFIED from 2008 DWB Paw-Limpic Games

I'm innocent! Whoops! Who found my drugs? I guess I broke Lenny's rule #1 of pawticipating in the 2008 DWB Paw-Limpic Games...I thought no one would realize...I asked my mom/secretary which events I was pawticipating in & she broke the news...I'm a DOPER! I'm DISQUALIFIED! I admit, I've been on pill poppers for the last 3 weeks...
This would have been my entry for 'Synchronized Napping' with my cousin Win-com-poop...& I just want to clear the air - this photo was a complete set up!
This would have been my entry for 'Making A Mess'
& this would have been a new event - 'Competitive Eating while Practicing Doga'...
Geez...I guess I'll be sitting on the sidelines...I'd just like to apologize to everyone who I've let down...It wasn't my intention of letting down the DWB Team USA... I hope you can all win gold...

Love & Licks,
Randi

19 comments:

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Too bad about being disqualified. I now you would have won the competitive eating especially with the doga touch.

Princess Eva

Lorenza said...

Randi!!!!!!
Why? Why? Why?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Chris & Mackenzie said...

I love messes! Would love to feature your pic over at LickedToys.com!

Wags - Chris

Sophie Brador said...

Randi! Just as well I didn't enter. I'm popping pills too. It's that tattle tail bottle cap that gives it away. Time to join the beer guzzling hecklers in the stands. So far ... me, Stanny, Wally and Joe Stains. We needed another gal in there.

xo
SB

Joe Stains said...

dang, BUSTED. Now you can write a tell all book busting other dogletes and make millions!

Asta said...

Oh Randi
This is such sad news..you would have suwely won sevewal medals..youw Doga wif eating is one of the bestest I've evew seen..I hope you attend anyway!..My Boyfwiend Stanley isn't competing eithew, cause his Giwl fowgot to post his entwy..Tsk Tsk..a loss fow the wowld of spowts
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Beanz said...

at least you have been honest and owned up. You should get credit for that.

Is there a "best squirrel chaser" event? I might put myself forward. Also, "best bin raider"

love Beanz

Peanut said...

as long as the drugs are good for you it's okay

Daisy said...

You did not let us down. It was very brave of you to come clean.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Aren't they prescription drugs for your health? Those kind should be allowed, right?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

the 4 Bs said...

oh Randi, we know those pills are for medicinal purposes. they are not performance enhancing drugs! you don't need to enhance your performance. just look at those photos - you are a super star - gold medal winner - totally! and we don't think that photo with Winston was rigged at all (hee hee)

woofs.

Ferndoggle said...

Bummer! Looks like you would have cleaned up in more than one category...

Penny

Mack said...

Randi, Randi......

Lenny said...

Oh, Randi...you did the right thing coming clean! Who knows, there may be surprise pee-mail tests during the events. I'm sure there are a lot of pups relieved that they won't have to compete with your great pictures! The doga is especially impressive.

Thanks for being part of the Bone Relay!

Your friend, Lenny

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

hmmmm... we don't think antibiotics disqualify you from the pawlympics, Randi.

Jackson said...

Ooo Randi! You were rumbled! That Doga photo is fabulous! How did you do that with your paws? You must be superfit! J x

Pacco de Mongrel said...

your yoga pic is brilliant... u would hv win...

i hope lenny will accept your appeal....

Mango said...

Randi, you need to get help with all that pill popping. Maybe you can clean up your act in time for the next pawlimpics.

Slobbers,
Mango

wally said...

You can totes be in MY games! I give you the gold for all those things! And now sit in the stands with us and wear wallymelon helmets and drink beer! WOOOO!

wally t.

ps. We love dopers here!